Last one for the night

So I have decided that I no longer like rain, for a few reasons.

Reason 1) Rain is wet...this is common knowledge but it's still a reason to hate rain. I do not like to get wet and have to then go to class.

Reason 2) Rain can either make it very humid or cold out...I don't like weather that can't make its mind up about what it does.

Reason 3) It's very sneaky, it can be really sunny one minute and the next it's a down pour. Not cool rain, not cool.

And finally Reason 4) It's been raining for like two weeks now...can we please change the weather?

Now to leave you with a line of reason that, based solely on reason, is completely true according to Aristotle

"Everything that burns is made of wood"
"Witches burn"
"THEREFORE, witches are made of wood."

Try and disprove my logic!!!!